☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.
☻Let’s be honest with each other . . . we’ve both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you’re right. Let’s go and pull some girls.
☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
☻Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing
☻Don’t let you mind wander - it’s far too small to be let out on its own
☻He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” - but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words
☻I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works
☻Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop
☻Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo
☻If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
☻If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
☻Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.
☻Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?
☻Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut
☻Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going
☻Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

☻Sure, I’ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission…

☻Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

☻I’ve seen more life in a down and out’s vest.

☻You’re red shirt goes well with your eyes…

☻Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date.

☻Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

☻Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

☻Folk clap when they see you…but they clap their hands over their eyes.

☻You’re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

☻All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

☻I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

☻You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

☻He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

☻Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

☻If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!

☻You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

☻You got a face only a mother could love…unfortunately she too hates it!

☻I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

☻Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

☻Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

☻Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

☻I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

☻Well, they do say opposites attact…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

☻I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

☻Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

☻You started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since!

☻I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

☻Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

☻I know what sign you were born under…’RED LIGHT DISTRICT’

☻4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN
dogs obey wen u shout @ dem
dogs dont shop
u can giv away ur dogs children
any guy can get a good lookin dog!

☻Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

☻This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don’t force it ugly!!!

☻I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful… I look at you.. I.. I’d rather look at the moon again..

☻As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.

☻Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not…

☻My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life…

☻Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl’s empty and so is ur head!

☻ Do I look like a damn people person?

☻This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting

☻Haven’t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

☻Look who’s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.

☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.

☻Well, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

☻Let’s be honest with each other . . .
we’ve both come here for the same reasons.

☻Yes, you’re right. Let’s go and pull some girls.

☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

☻Brains aren’t everything.
In fact in your case they’re nothing

☻Don’t let you mind wander
- it’s far too small to be let out on its own

☻He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” -
but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words

☻I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

☻Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop

☻If your face had “Welcome” written on it,
it would make a perfect doormat

☻If you put your face by a door,
no one would ever come in

☻Your face is such a mess,
when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

☻Your face is such a mess,
why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?

☻Them: Here’s 10p - go and tell your mum you’re not coming home
You: Here’s a pound - go and buy yourself some breath freshener

☻Them: I never forget a face
You: Neither do I but in your case I’ll make an exception

☻Haven’t I seen your face before - on a police poster?

☻Look who’s talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

☻I think the sun shines out of your arse.
Well, you’re living proof that even a turd can be polished.

☻Let’s be honest with each other . . . we’ve both come here for the same reasons.
Yes, you’re right. Let’s go and pull some girls.

☻Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

☻Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing

☻Don’t let you mind wander - it’s far too small to be let out on its own

☻He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” - but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words

☻I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works

☻Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop
Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

☻If your face had “Welcome” written on it, it would make a perfect doormat

☻If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in

☻Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

☻Your face is such a mess, why don’t you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut

☻Your face doesn’t look like a doorstep, it looks like the door just kept going

☻Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails

☻I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

☻You’re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

☻You’re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

☻Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

☻May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

☻Are you typing with your forehead, again?

☻He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

☻Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

☻A rose by any other name still has thorns.

☻There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

☻Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

☻Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

☻Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

☻There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.

☻He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

☻You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

☻He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.

☻His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.

☻A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

☻People like him don’t just grow on trees - they swing from them

☻When he dies, they’ll bury him face down, so that he can see where he’s going.

☻He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

☻He’ll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

☻He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

☻You couldn’t warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

☻We have strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful.

☻You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

☻Gravity doesn’t exist. Earth sucks.

☻He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

☻People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

☻Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to.

☻I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

☻You’re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.

☻You’re about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar baby in a bell-jar.

☻Peanut prizes inspire monkey contestants.

☻May the horses break their harnesses trying to pull my dick out of your mother!

☻Are you typing with your forehead, again?

☻He who laughs last has no sense of humor.

☻Cigarette, A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

☻A rose by any other name still has thorns.

☻There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

☻Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

☻Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.

☻Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have.

☻There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism.

☻He has no equal. Everyone else is better.

☻You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

☻He dips Sparrows in Peroxide and sells them as Canaries.

☻His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.

☻A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

☻People like him don’t just grow on trees - they swing from them

☻When he dies, they’ll bury him face down, so that he can see where he’s going.

☻He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.

☻He’ll take off his jacket and put it on the seat next to him on the train, just to stop a pregnant lady from sitting down.

☻He folds his newspaper on the bus so that the guy sitting across from him has to read the news upside down.

☻You couldn’t warn to him even if you were both cremated together.

☻We have strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful.

☻You get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions, pushing you luck, beating around the bush, and dodging the issue.

☻Gravity doesn’t exist. Earth sucks.

☻He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

☻People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

☻Get a glass belly button, so when your head is real far up your butt, you can look out and see what the rest of the world is up to

☻Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

☻Why don’t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?

☻Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

☻For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

☻He’s so full of shit, his eyes are brown.

☻He’s running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

☻You’re so weak, you couldn’t knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

☻Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?!

☻Get your mind out of the gutter - it’s blocking my view.

☻If you can laugh at yourself, you’ve got a really sick sense of humor.

☻Mother Nature is a supreme bitch.

☻Is that a comeback? For fuck’s sake, I wipe my ass with sharper stuff than this.

☻He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.

☻Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.

 

☻My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U, My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U, My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!

☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

☻4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

☻among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz….i know dats all im 2 u… among ur frens

☻Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I’m still keeping you or I’m letting go…

☻Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

☻It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

☻Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

☻Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

☻Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

☻i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

☻So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

☻Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.

☻I’d climd the highest mountain.I’d swim the ocean blue I’d do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

☻As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be “friends forever”

☻Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u

 

☻i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

☻Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

☻i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious…i am missin u!

☻Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u

☻There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

☻I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

☻if i died or travelled far, i’d write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

☻Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart

☻How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

☻Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

☻Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

☻When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

☻True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

☻It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

☻U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

☻1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

☻Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend

☻You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

☻There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

 

☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

☻To find a truly great friend, you have to keep one eye closed - to keep him, two.

☻True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for.

☻Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart.

☻A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.
☻The medicine of life is to have several true faithful friends.

☻A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.

☻I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that.

☻A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.

☻Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of ‘friends’.

☻True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.

☻Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

☻No one person can possibly combine all the elements supposed to make up what everyone means by friendship.

☻Life without friendship is like the sky without sun.

☻Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies.

☻Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship — never.

☻Two people can’t wish to be friends long if they can’t manage to forgive each other’s minor failings.

☻Life is nothing without friendship.

☻Love is friendship set on fire.

☻Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

☻There is no distance too far between best friends, for friendship gives wings to the heart.

☻There is no friendship, no love, like that of the parent for the child.

☻I’m scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love… it never seems to last.

☻I’m so sad when you’re gone. Come back soon. Miss you!

☻In my dreams and in our love for 1 another there are no impossibilities.

☻Love is like quicksand - the deeper you fall in it the harder it is to get out.

☻You’re just my cup of tea.

☻Love is like the truth, sometimes it prevails, sometimes it hurts.

☻Love is not something you feel. It’s something you do.

☻Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

☻My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends.

☻My heart is breaking since you went away

☻My love belongs to you.

☻My love is ever in your service.

☻One good thing about internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

☻One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.

☻To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.

☻To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

☻True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

☻True love never lives happily ever after - true love has no ending.

☻Trust, Love & Keep Moving (Growing)

☻We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

☻We must love one another or die

☻When you left, I stopped smiling

☻Where ever I go, whatever I do, I carry a little part of you with me right here in the center of me heart.

☻Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love you until the end of time…

☻With love and patience, nothing is impossible.

☻You gotta learn to laugh, it’s the way to true love.

☻You need Money to call someone Honey.

☻You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

☻You touched my heart and changed my life for the better.

☻You’re the icing on my cake. What’s that? Chocolate, of course…

☻You’re the laughter in my life.

☻You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.

☻Your love’s better than a cold beer on a warm day. Almost…OK then, definitely!

☻Your love’s better than a home run with the bases loaded.

☻Your love’s better than chocolate

☻Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Goethe.

☻A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

☻I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George Elliot

☻LOVE: The irresistable desire to be irresistibly desired. - Mark Twain

☻The first duty of love - is to listen. - Paul Tillich

☻One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is love. - Sophocles

☻How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?” - Albert Einstien

☻Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

☻Love is friendship set to music. - E. Joseph Crossmann

☻At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

☻Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

☻In our life there is a single color, as on an artist`s palette, which provides the meaning of life and art. It is the color of love. - Marc Chagall

☻Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity. - Einstein.

☻I feel something in my heart, it’s like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

☻Love is being stupid together.

☻Love is not just looking at each other, it’s looking in the same direction.

☻Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

☻No one is too young for love, because love doesn’t come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

☻Love conquers all. - Virgil.

☻It’s hard to find someone whom you truly love, much less to find someone who loves you as much. When the chance comes, don’t ever let go.

☻Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

☻All we need is love.

☻Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.

☻Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Einstien.

☻Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important.

☻Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly

☻Love Is When You Don’t Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

☻Love doesn’t make the world go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

☻Love is a gift of one’s inner most soul to another so both can be whole

☻Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, what’s left tastes bitter.

☻People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

☻Talk 2 me when i’m bored, kiss me when i’m sad, hug me when i cry, care 4 me when i die, love me when i’m still alive

☻The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt

☻The hardest thing you’ll ever do is watch the one u love, love someone else.

☻The love we give away is the only love we keep.

☻The prerequisite for making love is to like someone enormously

☻There are times when I fall in love with someone new, but I always seem to find myself back in love with you.

☻There is no remedy for love but to love more.

☻There is nothing more important in life than love.

☻A good love is delicious because you can’t get enough too soon.

☻A smile to put you on high… A kiss to set your soul alright…Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

☻Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.

☻All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!

☻Don’t forget to love yourself.

☻He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.

☻I see you in every passing face

☻I’ll love you till the cows come home.

☻If love were a movie, you’d be a box office hit!

☻It’s a rainy day when you’re not around

☻Let love be your greatest aim.

☻Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

☻Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

☻Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

☻Love is to think about someone else more times in a day than you think about yourself.

☻Love makes everything lovely.

☻Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

☻Love teaches even asses to dance.

☻Love without return is like a question without an answer

☻Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

☻Love: Two minds without a single thought.

☻Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life.

There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
There is alwayz a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if u cant find
a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?

When u feel lonely, press
When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!

When u need Someone to b beside U
When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,
Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky….

u r as sweet as bailey as strong as
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U

one hours equals 60 minutes
They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds, but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

I would never dare to cry.
If you were a tear in my eyes, I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !

If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear
If i could be any part of U Id be ur tear,To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes… Live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips…..

Love knows no reasons love knows
Love knows no reasons love knows no lies,love defies all reasons love has no eyes… But love is not blind,Love sees all but doesnt mind…..

TherE r many stars
TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.
Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do…

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC…
That’s why I never fall ill

Take My Eyes but let me c u.
Take My Eyes but let me c u. Take my mind but let me think about u.Take my hand but let me touch u. But if u want to take my heart, its already with U By Bikram

wen a guy tellz u dat he
wen a guy tellz u that he luvz u from the bottom of his heart b careful 4 this may mean dat…….!!!!!!…….. he has enuf space 4 another girl on the top of his heart!!!!!By Mez

Love has its ups and downs,
Love has its ups and downs, its twists and turns. Love leaves you pain, teaches u until you learn and even if love takes so long, it always takes you to where you belong.By Uzzal

U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
U say u love me & want 2 hold me tight,
Those words run thru my head day & night,
I dreamt u held me & made me see,
That Forever together we would be!By Uzzal

I’ve got ur back n u’ve got mine,
I’ve got ur back n u’ve got mine,
I’ll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I’ll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend.

even since you left every thing is going wrong plz come back soon i am waiting for ever and ever feroz

if i died or travelled far id write your name on every star, so that everyone could look up and see that you mean the world to me.Dannie1221

We never understand the importance of our hearts until they aren’t broken then we weep and cruel the one we once adored, we promise ourselves we will never love again but love is why we live and love is why we die.. Love is the blood of a rose. and we all must bleed. BILLO

Loving u cud take my life,
but when i look at ur face,
i know ur worth that sacrifice Sibo

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.thenzo

I blame nature for being born at this era of pollution,strange diseases,unemployment,crime name them.But the joy of finding u in this era has made it the best 4 me.otis

The     ,-#    -.-    #-.
Heart  #     "#"    #
of         "#.      . #"
a Friend     "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..." tc

i sent my cares 2 the wind.
& asked 2 the wind..
2 pass them 2 u..
when u fell the wind blowing against ur face..thats me saying LOVE U..mehnazvenjhar

a rupee is easy to earn..
but a smile is hard to find..
rupees loses its value..
smile increase its worth..
i lost a rupee wen i sms u..
but who cares:i won ur smile..mehnazvenjhar

One Who drinks have alkohal heart
One who smokes have cloudy heart
But dont eat sugar because you already my SWEET HEART Mudassar Nawaz

I- I
T- trust
A- and
L- love
Y- You Betas

Care is one of the sweetest form of luv so when some1 say they care it means they will keep U in thier hearts until its very last beat. Betas

ul always be mine 4 nw and 4eva ul always be mine 4 u r my treasure ul always be mine plz tell me its tru plz b mine 4eva il always love you Caj2006

From my heart to my fingers to your eyes and your mind.
Simple words from a friend is what you may find.
A good night wish, sweet dreams, from me to you.
This you should know, my wish is true.
If you look closer you’ll see that I care.
I send you this message because I can’t be there.Diddle64

Last nyt
i caught sum starz
i decided 2 giv dem
2 my friendz
2 let dem know
how especial dey r
2 me..

      *
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  /
catch!
dis 1st 4 u.

They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person,
They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them

Forgettin you is hard to do
Forgettin you is hard to do,forgettin me is up to you,forget me not forget me never,forget this message but not the sender.

The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!”

Every life in this world has been painted by God’s own hands,
Every life in this world has been painted by God’s own hands,That’s why I am thankful God,coz when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is U..!!.!!.

Dere’s no Special reason for dis msg,
Dere’s no Special reason for dis msg,
I juz want 2 steal a single moment out of ur busy life and hope I can make u smile n say…
Someone remembers u

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u…

Some people have nice eyes,
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…

I liked lots of people n missed very few
I liked lots of people n missed very few, but no one has been as special as u! I’d stand n wait in the world’s longest que just for pleasure of being with u!

Do u know abt d things which live after death?
Do u know abt d things which live after death??Eyes- 31mins,Brain - 10 mins,legs - 4 hrs,Skin - 5 days,Heart - 10 mins,Bones - 30 days,LOVE - FOREVER
How 2 fall in love:
How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share & nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.

What’s Ur important for me?
What’s Ur important for me?
Ur thinks is my breath
Ur feels become my beating
Ur breath pour in me spirit
Ur whispering awaken my whole body
Ur sight feels objective of my life
U r as much important as I
I can’t imagine I can’t explain,
I only Love u forever By Humaira Irfan

If there ever comes a day when
If there ever comes a day when we cannot be together,
Just know that you are in my heart.
You will be in there forever!By Uzzal

You are always my Ms. World.
You are always my Ms. World.
Your loving face..
No one will ever take your place!!By Uzzal

Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
Sometimes your joy is source of your smile,
But sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy..
But every time you are with me..
I will be joy always.By Uzzal

i always wanted to prove my love
i always wanted to prove my love to u but i couldnt coz i couldnt found ant higest word to imagine my love to u so i want to die and ask god to give me a world that no one has said then i will come to ur dream and say
seena_love_u_more_than_u_want@hotmail.com By A1A

I am out of words, its seems
I am out of words, its seems as if my word bank have gone bankrupt. I cant find d word dat says I luv u more than nothing but much! I luv U By Musawakhe

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

There are 12 months a year
There are 12 months a year…
30 days a month…
7 days a week…
24 hours a day…
60 minutes an hour…
but only one like you in a lifetime By UZZAL

Great minds contain ideas,
Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons. Scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures…My mind contains only you By UZZAL

There is night so we can appreciate day,
There is night so we can appreciate day,
Sorrow so we can appreciate joy,
Evil so we can appreciate good…
You so I can appreciate Love. By UZZAL

When situation gets you down,
When situation gets you down, remember there’s Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there’s someone on Earth who cares. I do.By UZZAL

When I dream,I dream of you.
When I dream,I dream of you…Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Coz,I really love you.By UZZAL

Love.All my life I have read about it,
Love.All my life I have read about it,
Dreamt of it, Waited for it, Cried for it, Needed it…
Now with You, I have found it.By UZZAL

Everyone wants to be the sun
Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life.
But I’d rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour… When your sun isn’t around.By UZZAl

There are 4 steps to Happiness:
There are 4 steps to Happiness: 1. You, 2. Me, 3. Our Hearts, 4. Together!By UZZA

I always think of you,
I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.By UZZAL

Nobody tells fish to swim,
Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly,Cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!By UZZAL

The Heart of Love
The -# -.- #-.
Heart # “#” #
of “#. . #”
a Friend “#”
knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! “Have a Great Day…”By Neha

I hate when u smile at me
I hate when u smile at me because u make me crazy about u. I hate when u talk to me because u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u because u make me love u more.By Uzzal

You greeted me hi, I didn’t reply.
You greeted me hi, I didn’t reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye..I began to cry.By Uzzal

A person you love is an extension of yourself.
A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you’re not complete so better take care of yourself because.I don’t want to lose a part of me.By Uzzal

Immature love says,
Immature love says, ‘I love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I need you because I love you.By Mustang
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The lovely love Theorem -
The lovely love Theorem - To Love some 1 is madness,2b loved by someone is a Gift,loving some1 who loves u is a duty,but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.

How Much Love In Your Heart…
How Much Love In Your Heart….? CHOOOOOSE… 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer) Regards !!!!!

I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But…Take… 3 Seconds to think of me
1… …
2… …
3………………
So Sweet. now continue ur work..
this rose is Heavy coz
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( . ) _, ),
=(,,)=()=:,
,(s) t_!_J -;)
this rose is Heavy coz Itz Filled with all My Luv for a SWEET HEART….. like U.

hearts change,i know they do
hearts change,i know they do… but this heart will always belong to u…hearts hurt, i know they do… but this heart hurts more without you…..

Another Day,Another Way,Another
Another Day,Another Way,Another Pray,Another Hope,Another Tear,Another Fear,Another Year,Another Smile,Another Mile,Another Few,But Never Ever Another U….

Something in ur smile which speaks to me
Something in ur smile which speaks to me,Something in ur voice which sings to me,Something in ur eyes which says to me,That u are the dearest to me….

love doesnt ask who r u?
love doesnt ask who r u? love only says u r mine. love doesnt ask where r u from? love only says U live in my heart. love doesnt ask what do u do? love only says U make my heart beat. love doesnt ask why r u far away? love only says u r always with me. love doesnt ask Do u love me? love only says I LOVE U.

If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS, If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC, If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else, U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!

TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together
TEST ARE U IN LUV = When u r together with that person, u pretend 2 ignore that person…U r in luv = if u r much more xcited 4 one short msg from that person than many other long msgs, u r in luv. = when u cant erase ur inbox coz of 1 msg from that person, u r in luv. = u keep telling urself that he/she is just a friend..U r in love.. = WHILE READING THIS MSG,if sumbody comes 2 ur mind,… = U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON…!

50 years from now, id be so old
50 years from now, id be so old, I might forget u. I might not remember ever knowing you, or might forget I once cared for you. I might… But I won’t.By Uzzal

Sending u 1000 smiles,take
Sending u 1000 smiles,take 1 for now,and keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,pickout 1 every morning,because i want to see u smiling always.So be my Velantine today By Sara

u are one of the most beauty
u are one of the most beauty full girl in the world i have seen so far how i discarib ur beauty i realy impress from ur parsnalty i just want to say u that i love u with heart and soul………..By asif hayat

How can i spell s_ccess?
How can i spell s_ccess?or H_mble? C_te?or Tr_st,Bea_tif_l?&How can i say I LOVE _?I MISS _?I NEED _? Heyyy!then how can I spend my LIFE without \”U\”?By shabab ikram

If someone would ask me
If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile: “Like this!”